Changchun City every night before 10 o'clock to 12 o'clock number about FM99.6 in a "doctor Li health hotline" radio program, heard at the beginning is a feeling of health counseling programs, phone the doctor feel it is the magic doctor Li, said although the hard tone, attitude certainly but the total number of home remedies that many listeners the tracks.
However, as Li's practice doctor in an arrogant and often can bring some telephone harassment, programs to increase the number 400, not later when all of the health advisory to listen to the radio, all it could as a full entertainment variety show to listen to.
Comedy continuously throughout the program, in Changchun caused great repercussions. It is said that subsequently, "Watch City" exposure, Lee also heard the doctor, but the majority of Changchun audience has missed Li doctor, the doctor miss Li Changchun to a wide audience brings happiness!
Below are some of the records, and certainly in the program live in the real situation is not a word invented editor
Doctor Li classic quotation: (incomplete statistics)
1. LI: Hello
Audience: Hello, I would like to ask about, I heard that hepatitis B can be cured! To cure? Li Columbia!
Doctor Lee: Do you Senator? I ask you, I? I tell you, you had hepatitis B in this life you are better, you are carriers in this life, after you have a baby is small hepatitis B! ! !
2. Audience: Hello, Doctor Lee,
Doctor Lee: Hello
Audience: I prostatitis Li doctor, you can look at experience their sexuality?
Doctor Lee: Ha Ha, also on the virtues experience their sexuality?
Audience: I c --------
The phones off!
3. Doctor Lee: Hello
Audience: Dr Lee Hello, I can not eat meat, meat Wen see are nausea, A War?
Doctor Lee: Kazakhstan, a group of petty, I do not eat, I did not cooked meat-eating, the result of a sit down!
Audience: The War ah ah ah?
Doctor Lee: strokes, burn your meat paste, compressing the foam, like a drink!
Audience: Why then do you survive Li Columbia?
Doctor Lee: ¥ ¥% #. % ...?
4. Doctor Lee: Hello
Audience: LI Columbia Hello, I am a night-shift taxi driver, I am particularly Storm, "has a drug ah?
Doctor Lee: ho, no, Ha Ha, not temporarily!
Listeners; A reality? Driving dangerous!
Doctor Lee: I tell you I used the trick it,
Audience: Ah, thank ah Lee Colombia
Doctor Lee: You forget eye on the delicate points Pepper OK, Ha Ha, I used this trick!
Audience: A Thank you! Hey? LI doctor that you can open our eyes? ?
5. Lee Duff: Hello
Audience: LI doctor, I too love to drink, you give me a side of the alcohol
Doctor Lee: OK, you go to the rural areas in the wild eat planing two mice cancers, and women
Audience: his mother nonsense! !
The phones off! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
6. Doctor Lee: Hello
Audience: LI Columbia, I-lamp bad!
Lee Duff: xxx ¥% ¥ ¥% ... ...
7. Doctor Lee: Hello
Audience: I recently of headaches, particularly serious, Li said snack doctor what medicines you OK ah! ! !
Lee Duff: REQUEST secret pain
Audience: ah? Ah eat this? ?
Doctor Lee: Then you got to, a snack stop diarrhea legislature try?
8. Audience: LI doctor, so why did they not my home, the dog is a dog
LI doctor: your dog has not allocated
Audience: distribution of all six months, and you said it is Zahuishi
Doctor Lee: I know what, I am not assigned
Audience: ...
Doctor Lee: ...
Audience: LI doctor and you say this is my home, the dogs are no further relations
9. Doctor Lee: Hello,
Students: Hello, doctor Li, last week made a shaved bald. Finished not out on the long
Doctor Lee: A silly you, smelly hooligans Goods
10. Doctor Lee: Hello
Patients: Hello, Li doctor, my mother's small pain, how different?
Doctor Lee: small pain? Chedaisuishu?
Patients: 60
Doctor Lee: That also beat prostate hyperplasia.
Patients: accretive? Who said you hyperplasia?
Doctor Lee: (very tired) who hyperplasia you said?
Patients: (very puzzling) woman come from the prostate?
LI doctor: you Jennifer! C
11. Patient: Doctor Lee, I Shaobaitou how do?
Lee: War? With hymns.
After the telephone hung up ....
12. Doctor Lee: Hello
Audience: LI doctor, I will live very short time, how do?
Doctor Lee: -------- This can be of a deep reality? I can not blossoming you! ~
13. Doctor Lee: Hello
Audience: LI doctor, I experience their sexuality in particular short time, always early ejaculation, reality?
Doctor Li is very angry: I usually rely on courage
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